Friday, 31 May 2013
LOL and fuck me sideways: I am so tired that tonight, when mum and dad took me to an exhibition opening in an old derelict mansion (great, great stuff), I forgot to put the batteries in the camera. I left them BOTH at home. I've never even forgotten to bring ONE until now. That's just ... beyond ... messed up.
Three more days.
When the professor told me if I want to be a professional writer, I have to think carefully about my relationship with editors and with the readers, this is what I have decided:
Readers will find you out if you deserve it.
Editors are a graveyard of good ideas.
Readers will find you out if you deserve it.
Editors are a graveyard of good ideas.
Thursday, 30 May 2013
The roadtrip report from two days ago. Ye, I know. I'm lagging.
After the Monday in the capital and the Tuesday
on the road, I was so tired when I got home, I don't remember most of anything
of Tuesday evening. This must be what black-outs feel like. I could swear I
turned down a marriage proposal from a local poet revolutionary drunk in a
small town that I stopped to have a coffee break, but I just can't recall the
details. There were probably a lot of things going on yesterday, also, and I
can hardly remember any of those. A part of me runs great on autopilot, it
seems. I’ve gotten a lot of work done and this morning there are several emails
with thanks and jobs done. Also an empty ice-cream cup in the trash. I ate
ice-cream? How? When? Which one??
Maybe the brain is acting like an over-worked
computer – running processes just fine, but unable to relate to the long-term
memory storage. Ah, well. Brain should know. I remember the trip was actually
kind of a joyride.
Going on the photo road trip alone has its
pluses and its big minuses. Plus is I get to drive myself and stop when and for
how long I want. Need not having to justify every extended unexpected point of
the journey. What I should do is get
one of those stickers saying ‘caution, balloon following. Unexpected stops and
swirls.’ That’s how I drive. I just wanna photograph everything. It’s funny how
in places where nobody knows me, my confidence and my attitude is so much more
relaxed and bold. I actually run around with my hair down. I actually engage in
dialogue with total strangers. Many of them museum employees or homeless folk
of the shoot sites, but still.
My first stop was a small, ugly, unpleasant
looking town that grew because of the coal mining industry and they situated
the glass factory there. There are three neighboring towns of this description
there. You can probably get to them through tunnels. I was supposed to
photograph these in winter, but there was such foul weather and the scenery so
bleak, I had no problem bluffing. These towns
are very dear to me, because I am extremely fond of all-engaging establishments
and can walk around, observing their once was way of life with great
compassion. They are things of the past, obviously. In the recent years almost all
of these establishments have gone bankrupt and towns, once industrious and
tightly knit as communities, are just extremely poor and dirty now.
See these? I know these things! I know how to USE them! There's the coalcase. The water heateing drawer with a tiny pipe. On the next pickie is the table used for making bread (among other things). |
The second, the central, is a full blown mining
station. Another plus to its appeal is the fact it has been shoved into a
really very narrow gorge: narrow so that only a small river, a small road and
one extremely narrow and a mile long building could fit. This town is a bitch
to park in, because these streets were not designed for traffic and lately
everyone has a car. Small and family, but a car nonetheless. If I had come with
Steampunk, I wouldn’t be able to park here at all. A regime of tiny cars would
have improved the situation, but who can afford a tiny car these days.
(Ironically, I saw my very first Microcar today and what’s even more of an
irony, I saw it just as the Batmobile (I’m guessing a really low, prowly, black
Lamborghini with a lion’s roar of thunder for sound) drove past. The later
looked like a joke. I mean, how would you even drive a car like that on our
roads? It’s like taking a crystal shoe on a Paris-Dakar rally.
The best part of the museum tour of this town
is, and I’m not being ironic here, a street called The Field, where historians
have restored the two old worker’s apartments, such as they once were. And such
as the rest of the apartments in the buildings are now, only less neat. Kicker
being, these were actually really nice places to live. When the mines and
factories were built, workers’ families got these homes and that, even now,
seemed like such a sweet deal. I can totally imagine living in a place like
this. Dad working in the mine, mum working in the glass factory… Me, dreaming
about whatever, but ending up in the glass factory as well. My sister working
in the shop, my aunt a grade school teacher. My granddad a local doctor or
something. Sure, that sounds like a nightmare to some, but seeing those apartments,
it feels almost like a fairy tale. I can still REMEMBER some of the items that
are on display there. These are very fond memories of my childhood. Our housekeeper
used to live in a really tight, power-less, waterless deal in old downtown and
I loved it there. Everything was niches! And there were no baths! (I hate
baths.) And everything was small and had a purpose. You couldn’t fit not even a
portion of the things I have in my room alone in that entire apartment. Then
again I am a hoarder. [looks around] Good Gods, the things I keep.
My next stop was the geographical center of the
country. That’s about a half-hour drive up the countryside, over hills, pass
meadows, pass tiny villages, down forest roads, towards nothing, over nothing,
pass villages, down country roads, up a knoll, around nothing with some forest
left on it and there’s the proud monumental flagpole with a date carved in
stone. Check.
Back over the ridge pass, I drove down to the
other river valley (and such a vast and magnificent valley it is, my home), to
shoot a small town with a Roman necropolis in it. The towns on this side of the
ridge, however, are airy, colorful, clean and all over the place. If you grew
up here it was probably because your parents moved here from out of the nearest
larger town where they are working. Must say I’ve never actually been to the
necropolis and just shot it from outside, nor have I ever been to the famous
cave 5 miles northwards, which I also just shot from the outside.
My last stop was a fair half-hour drive up the
river run, through some of the most beautiful small villages I have ever seen
on the entire planet, (prosperous fucking little region, isn’t it), benefiting
mainly from wood-related enterprises and river traffic. There’s photo I was after, as
we didn’t seem to be able to get the rights for it to print it, so I just drove
to the wood industry museum and re-shot it myself. No regrets there at all,
that museum is adorable! And if I wasn’t married I was so high on tiredness and
running around, I would probably have sex with the girl working at the ticket
office right there in the deforestation miniatures room. (Some of that is the
fault of a war victims monument of the town I drove through. I am viciously
attracted to stratus of dying naked men of god-like stature. That has been an
ongoing issue between the General and me, because he still hasn’t forgiven me
for saying I would like to see him die bleeding in my arms after battle. Naked.
Is that really such a strange fantasy to have? It’s not like I actually WANT
that. It’s just a fetish. Some people skin cats for fucksakes. (Still watching
AHS: Asylum.) Moving on.)
The last last stop was hopping over to my
friend who works a couple of small towns up the river for the last cup of
coffee. By then I have already been on the move for twelve hours and my eyes
couldn’t focus properly anymore. I just sat, looking probably like I’ve been
hit by a steamroller, happy, tired to fringes, next to a local poet. My friend
is a shopkeeper and she had to tend to the store periodically, but that wasn’t
unpleasant at all, as I just lay in the chair and felt good about that day.
General was waiting for me with a dinner and having been so bored he cleaned
the entire apartment. I have no idea how I got home. I am a super careful
driver, so that part didn’t worry me, but I have to really think back hard to
remember what we actually ate. I’ve posted some of the photos, which I obviously
made, because that’s what I do when I come home from a shooting spree. And it’s
possible we might have watched a movie. I simply do not know. We probably had
entire conversations with me already long out. The next day I was so tired I could
barely move. But it was a new day and new work orders in the mail. Which is,
oddly, exactly how I love my life to be.
Wednesday, 29 May 2013
I exist in a country where, say, some fucking tiny village is throwing some cute little event, welcoming people from near and far to come see their fucking tiny village (and hence upgrade their tourism income.) I find this event to be cute enough to write about it in a major nation-wide publication. I ask if they can send me some photos of the previous events. They ask a) who's gonna pay for the photos, b) how many copies of the book they are going to recieve and c) to edit the original text acording to their village event propaganda. Or else.
I am at the stage where I can't even talk nice back to people who ARE grateful for the free add. Which is probably impolite of me, but it is truly unintentional. Five more days.
Tuesday, 28 May 2013
Darker version of the latest trip (I'll make the happy happy later.)
Been watching AHS: Asylum. I haven't been able to do that before. Too scared. Scared shitless in the first two minutes, to be exact. Even though Jessica Lange is amazing and I could eat Zachary Quinto with butter on french toast. I wanted to. But couldn't. But now, with everything happening, I can watch monsters, little girls entrails, lunatics, psychopaths and gruesome torture victims like they're a Will Ferrell comedy. Though, something tells me it's starting to affect my work :)))
Monday, 27 May 2013
Home from the nightmare
that is my professional life at the moment. The editor gave me the perfect
good-bye words: Stick to your fiction. On top of the lot I also learnt that I
will be getting a grand less of my fee, 23% than what's in the contract due to
taxes, because perish the motherfucking though anyone should ever fucking
create anything in this God forsaken county. This rendered me so incredibly
defeated, I didn't even say goodbye back. It was like the last bitchslap. I got
so sick I needed to cry so badly I just fled. Later I talked to the literature
professor who told me I deserve no applause for the (professional) decisions I
am making. How I should thoroughly rethink my ambition if I am to stop feeling
stabbed. He told me it is not only common practice to give a professional's
idea to a student for nothing but peanuts and gratitude and ultimately treat
the pieces as no different. In this case I am the fool. As proud as I am, thrilled
as I was, grateful for the opportunity and changed over the past year, I am
less than an amateur. Allowing things like these to happen is nobody’s fault
but my own. Editor told me many people think this book to be poorly executed
and inappropriate for their publishing palate. She said they didn’t know whom
they were hiring and that my drafts and blogging seem fine, but my writing is
faulty and messy at the best of times. This was probably a warning that I
should expect negative press and hate mail. Well, we exist in the world where 50
shades of Grey is the bestseller of 2013. My one bright light, my one extended
hand of greatness and triumph in all this is my mock copy of the Gorgonaut I'm
keeping on the desk (and in my mind as I go around). It is the finish line for
which all this bile and sulfur is worth it. Nothing is as important as the
Gorgonaut right now. After that, I'm free. And I'll be deciding what to do
next. Either a novel, Goose, picture book Tree or my dad's autobiography which
I would ghost- write. I'll give myself till summer's end to decide if I want to
continue being the writer. The reviews will be out by then. We’ll just have to
wait if real life happens while I'm making other plans.
No idea how
my Reader's Digest interview will turn out. That was the one appointment today
that pleasantly surprised me. It was less an interview than a two hour
fast talking coffee date with someone who speaks my emotional span lingo and
who made me think that if being a writer was any easier, we'd probably just find
ourselves something more fucked up to do. There's always a chance my behavior will backfire, but I think I'm fairly original and stand by my work, so ... Fuck it. All of this can go either which way. Once they removed the Celine Dion
from the tray, we even had two really good songs in the soundback: Mad world
and Iz's Somewhere over the rainbow... Appropriate. I know now I desperately
need more portraits. The missing grand cut the new lens from the list, tho.
That much about that.
Sunday, 26 May 2013
Tiny karlins update...
I thought I still had two weeks of December to re-write but the editor says they were written well enough and so I needn't worry abut that anymore. Know what this means, right?
Saturday, 25 May 2013
ROFL
Am stealing this, because on a gray day this is just too cool to pass :D :D :D
http://andrejajezernik. blogspot.com/2013/05/za- pricarat-nasmeh-na-se-najbolj- kisel.html
http://andrejajezernik.
Friday, 24 May 2013
Unpleasant correspondence between the editor and I continues. I never know, in these confrontations, am I the righteous one or the villain? I believe she took three years of trying to add to the country's culture of travelling and turned it into a 200-page pamphlet. She, though, was just doing her job.
Thursday, 23 May 2013
I've started doing drugs. Well, okay, not drugs, the herbal stuff you can buy over the counter at a pharmacy, but I have never taken an anti anxiety medicine in my entire existence until today. Unfortunately, I have run out of things to break and magazines to rip apart and General has ran out of tools to fix the doors and door frames - and patience - so I stormed over to the local pharmacy and asked for whatever they have then downed four. No idea if they work. I feel kind of normal. Calm, I suppose. Which is okay, I guess, considering I've been going from rabid lunatic to despondent within minutes and there doesn't seem to be any end in sight with the damn book. And i'm sure the pharmacy lady will have stopped sobbing by now.
Nasville season finale ://
Nasville ended for the season - or did it? Well, yeah, it did, it'll be eons before the next season comes along and until then we'll have to wait to find out:
- did Scarlett say yay to Gunnar and was that a good idea?
- Did Rayna and Deacon survive and if they did, are they in a coma and if they are not, do they have their necks broken or vocals damaged or fingers cut of or whatever trial awaits these fine but unfortunately self-destructive people. (Good thing I'm not talented enough to be this crazy. Mixed blessings.)
- Is Juliette going to become a devastated crazy lady or grow as a woman and a star?
- Teddy whatever
- Pregnant chick - no surprises there. Doesn't ANYONE have safe sex anymore? And I hope the guy learns and does the paternity test sooner this time.
Kudos to make-up people. Or onions.
- did Scarlett say yay to Gunnar and was that a good idea?
- Did Rayna and Deacon survive and if they did, are they in a coma and if they are not, do they have their necks broken or vocals damaged or fingers cut of or whatever trial awaits these fine but unfortunately self-destructive people. (Good thing I'm not talented enough to be this crazy. Mixed blessings.)
- Is Juliette going to become a devastated crazy lady or grow as a woman and a star?
- Teddy whatever
- Pregnant chick - no surprises there. Doesn't ANYONE have safe sex anymore? And I hope the guy learns and does the paternity test sooner this time.
Kudos to make-up people. Or onions.
Found out yesterday that the editor threw all my stories and all the poems out of the travel articles for the Little Karlins. That made me feel so incredibly stupid. So incredibly - why the fuck did I ever bother writing ANYTHING - all she ever wanted was to know the stuff that's on the web sited: where places are, how to get there, where to FUCKING PARK!!!!!!!!!?????, how much are the entry fees and how much do local hotels cost and where you can eat what. This is what they wanted. Oh, yeah, and what will their fucking kids think of the event. What fucking event???!! There's no text about events left.
This is a baaaaad time to feel this fucked. About a week left. I am supposed to draw stuff for them and write the intro. I cannot write the intro. I hate what they did with the book. I fucking hate that my name is going to be on it. It's so incredibly fucking boring. They (or just she, I don't know.) took out every single fucking witty, funny, adventurous line. They said they want an original, now it's less than a copy of a copy.
Monday, 20 May 2013
I wrote the very last article for the Tiny Karlins TODAY. Like, right now. There's still plenty editing and rearranging, but boy is that an odd feeling. I've carried and gathered info in my head for that book for the past three years. What now, I wonder? Inertia is a bitch...
General's line of the week:
In one of the articles I’m working on (and G is
proof-reading before we move them on), there's a mention of a workshop in one
of the ethnic museums called Ol' mama/Ol' papa have told me… So while reading,
he starts to frown and says: »What is this? This can't be right. This isn't an
information, it's group sex.« I come over and notice that when making the tilted
line mark, I didn't push the Shift key hard enough and it said: Ol'mama 7 Ol'
papa…
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