General's line of the week (okay, more mine this time…)

G: I have the exact route planned out, so don’t ask me where we are going at every turn, alright?

Me: What?... I’m not even listening to you. My mind is completely elsewhere…

[Two minutes of driving in silence later.]

G: Well? 
Me: Well?
G: What are you thinking about?

Me: What?

G: You said you were thinking about something else. What was it?

Me: No, I said my mind is somewhere else. I didn’t know where it was and so I went looking for it.

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O.o