Because I fucking miss him like crazy, when we are talking on the phone and he no longer wants to talk, he starts saying "Bye! ... Bye? Well, say bye, so we can hang up ..."
But I don't want to do that, becase I could have him keep the phone on all the time and I'd just listen to him do random stuff around the house and play a game or talk to the dog or whatever. I could listen to him being silent for an hour. So, he needs to trick me. And, because he is talking to a retard, he'll say:
"What sound does a sheep make?"
"Baaa?"
"Yes, bye to you, too! Love you!"
*end call*
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