Regarding a new toy we just bought (and my ill temper): "Just promise me, when I come home tonight, I won't find you breaking all the furniture and our last tableware, because you tried to start the damn thing indoors and it went wzzzooom wzaaaap bzzzuut and crashed into all the lights and all the windows and then exploded? ... I better take the batteries, just in case."
Oh, hey, on the plus side, after nine fucking days of hell parade, my head doesn't feel like it belongs to a space monkey stuck in ice water. So of course I open today's grocery store leaflet and they have my dream coffee machine replica for 10% the original price. Of course they do.
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