Best quote ever.
(By Dolly Parton, a lady who shares my cup size.)

"The reason my feet are so small is because things don't grow in the shade."

and, just this once my exception to the rule on no-quotes-please-ever..
some more by the fine lady:

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.
You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!

If I were asked to create one sentence that involves God, music, and food as they all relate to my life it would have to be: Thank God I have been able to sing for a supper.

Have you ever been asked to pose nude?
Yes, I have agreed to pose for Penthouse on my hundredth birthday. Everybody is going to be sorry.