Aww, man, I am a terrible reader :S My attention span is like 20 pages long! Then I just get totally nervous, because I get so inspired and get so many new ideas, I wanna go home and write my own stuff. This blows. The better the book, the worse I am at reading it. Even airport novels, the crime stuff i borrow from the library for mum and check to make sure they're not ghastly - I just sip my ice coffee, suck on my pop cake, flip through action stuff happening and start getting into the zone. It helps because to read two books simultaneously, but still. You can only trick your brain so much before it catches on.

... Did I say ice coffee and pop cake? I meant watered down decaf and gluten-free whole wheat crackers.