Hehe. Me, learning how to play a guitar is like ... someone learning how to build a wooden temple with a spoon or someone learning how to ride a bike on a single marble. I've sat down and am watching the tutorial by a VERY patient young gentleman and I've gone to wash the dishes, cook, wash the clothes and take the dog for a walk during and STILL I don't get it. How the fuck do you make your fingers all move individually and pretend to know what they're doing? How is that even humanly possible?