"Seti is currently undergoing a difficult season: his ship is under riot. They are sailing right at the edge of known space and the waters are dark and nature of man is beastly."

"A mutiny, on his ship? Oh, no!What happened?"

"Oh, they were driving pass a brothel planet and he refused to slow down." That man is a genius in every form, but he simply excels in overestimating command people have over their dicks.