LoL, by the way, there is an app I came across, where you try to focus on something for XY time, and if you succeed, a little cartoon tree grows. I set the timer to 15 minutes and then tried to a) read or b) play Pokemon, c) write a poem, d) chat online, e) cook something that isn't insta ramen, f) deal with customers, g) read some more ...

All of my trees withered. All of them. I was being honest. There is nothing I can do for 15 minutes. I can do THREE things simultaneously for 45, but just one? Nawh. My brain gets away from me like a beagle after a butterfly. Which reminds me ...