General's line of the week

Me: "I don't want people to judge me by my appearance. I want people to appretiate me for my personality and intelligence."
G: "Oh, is that how you call them? (Grabs one boob.) 'Personality'? (Grabs the other.) 'Intelligence'?"

"Please turn on the light, I feel down if it seems like the darkness of the entire room is weighting down on my shoulder..."

I like my butter soft and my sex hard. Though, despite some french trend from a bad 80's movie, not at the same time.

RIP, Terry ... :/

..... aaaand he cawked it. He was one of my first loves and I owe him a LOT of my sense of humor. But he was ill for a while now and I cannot think of an illness worse than forgetting all the amazing things you've learned. RIP, man, and I will never forget you.

Some pickies from the show tonight

Some pickies from trhe dress rehearsal...