An oldie of Ape

My brain on Lindt :P

About sex robots

For as long as mankind has existed, it has been inventing things. Fire. The wheel. Automobiles. The internet. Neopets. Yet the most important question about these inventions remains the same… ‘But can you fuck it?’...”

ShoeOnHead

As it turns out, a frozen whipped cream, frozen raspberries and a spoon of lingonberry jam make for an excellent liquid ice-cream smoothie :D

Not to sound too obvious, but there are actually some very pretty watches in this world these days ...

... Not that I would understand why anyone would want to wear a toy-like wristwatch priced at a million dollars, but then again I am the sort of a person who uses her phone to CALL people and I may be a dinosaur in that ...

And ye, you can totally get a knock off for a 50 bucks and the Chinese add a barometer to it as well, for free.

I happen to agree. Fuck those who 'suffer' their whole lives waiting for someone to come along and teach them how to tie their sandals.

Fagus Pendula

Though a weeping willow is very close to what my soul tree would be if I gave a shit about such things, I think I have found the perfect soul tree I can get totally behind. For many reasons. First, Fagus, beech, is the tree that books and the word book originate from. Second, it is stupid beautiful. Silly stupid beautiful. I've posted some of the photos of it already, but it is super silly stupid beautiful. And I want to gift it to people from now on.

American Gods pilot...

After watching the pilot to American Gods, I am no longer worried someone will think I am plagiating the genre - Goose is nothing like it at all. Though very nicely filmed, and Ian McShane is sublime always, this show has none of the superlative intelligence of The Sandman, which is all I need to know. 

Now I also know that regarding fantasy, though a sprinkle of old myths, possible in sexy cast and with Marvel having something to do with, unless there's constant fucking and/or inhumane violence with literally buckets of blood, possibly done by bare hands, nothing will ever be a hit in the US. Actually, the more you make it look like the lead character has brain damage and is just hallucinating it all, the better.

But hey, I just watched a lady anti-birth a guy up into her vagina. That IS hard to top.