Wood in Bloom :D

No, it's not a Real Peeps Lord of the Rings smut fiction. It's spring :P

World's most beautiful vagina

Sharpie forgeries

Heh. I used my sharpie to draw the stamp seal on the postcard I wrote to G and yesterday failed to find a slot for (I was counting on the pee stop restaurant and when I finally did find a mail box, the driver locked down the bus and was nowhere to be found until it was too late). So, since the postcard was ready, but was not going to be properly mailed, I "forged" the seal and just delivered it myself, citing the fact I used to be a post(wo)man myself, so I wasn't doing anything against Hermes.

G': "Nice postcard. The carriage line looks like they're defeated French chevaliers retreating from Moscow."

     "Right, but did you notice the stamp seal is a forgery?"

    "No, it's a good forgery. Except you spelled Wien wrong, failed to add the time of the day and that's nowhere near the area code for Austrian towns. except that it's spot on."

    "I ... KNEW those numbers were supposed to represent something, but I didn't know what they were so I just made them up."

     "Except that it's spot on. Well done."

:D

Schunbrunn Zoo

Here's a few pickies of the Zoo established by this guy called Kaiser... Francis I, I think. Dunno. I know he was a bit of ladies' man and fathered at least 16 legitimate offspring, so we know the important stuff... However, he did have an interest in showing off and he liked a place called Fancy Well - Schronbrunn, so he began a zoo there... At first it was a nasty zoo, with posh but minute habitats, but over time it grew and became an interesting place. 

Mind, I was losing light fast, but the most catastrophic excuse I have is that it was just feeding time, so majority of the beasts were fast asleep and couldn't be arsed for my clicking. 

VAST fucking garden, which I had to run across TWICE. And Sanela thought I was lost, so she ran to find me, too. People always panic so badly when I get lost in the zoo. Why, I wonder?

The sun was just setting...

(I'll make more later. I haven't even SEEN all of them, but there were SO many!'Twas a good zoo.) 

The ewww department

The old, original habitats

Macro level - advanced :D