Sunday, 30 July 2017

Valerian and the city of a thousand planets

Dumb as it was, it was so very pretty. If you used your brain even just for a second, the whole experience was ruined - any involvement of IQ or cinematic standards (abstract stuff like acting, writing, character chemistry, character arch, plot or pace) broke the spell and ruined the experience. But if you ignored any of that nonsense, it was adorable. Dull as fuck and nonsensical, but adorable. there was a cute lizard that shat pearls. And another dimension shopping city. (Which only allowed for one hour...? No, stop it. Stop sing your brain.)