On streetlight bowls.

I am deeply, fundamentally obsessed with owning a streetlight bowl. I cannot explain this, but I obsess over it. I stay up at night, awake, thinking how I would get one. If a street light falls and I see they are going to replace the whole bunch with a newer model, I walk by twice a day, planning how I will steal the bowl. Problem is that when the lamp falls, bowls usually crack. Not a lot, not aesthetically, but that shit is super sharp and would be very dangerous to play with. I have one that's slightly broken. I want a pristine one. Am considering going to the streelightkeepers company and ask if they have one lying around. This has been driving me up the rafters for ages :)))