Friday, 1 April 2016

General's line of the week:

General: I will need a few hours off next Saturday, so as to drive my wife to the airport.
General's boss: We'll make sure that's fine. Where's she off to?
General: She's going to work on board a ship for 8 months.
General's boss: You're kidding! How did you manage to get her to do that?!
General: The impressive bit is not to get your wife to make money abroad, the impressive bit is making her believe it was her idea and you're being a sport ALLOWING her to go. 
General's boss: Wooooooord.....

Men. You can't live without them and you can't drown them (because they're bigger).