Tuesday, 13 October 2015

General's line of the week

(Or mine, in this case.)

Me: Yeobo, could you come here urgently and pet my hair, please? I need it. Now.
G: Don't use the word 'urgently' in vain.
Me: Would you rather I used 'avant-garde'? I need you to come pet my hair avant-gardly? Are you sure? It doesn't mean the same.