Haha, a text from the government: we are not to leave the house. 

Which would not be quite so funny if the previous news about the government weren't how they raised their paychecks to the absolute existing maximum the third day of their enstatement. Rather cute in a socialist country, but, you know, it's a crisis. They'll be solving our problems while we are locked indoors. Like that one time last week, when they tried to buy 3 million face masks from a shady Balkan dealer to at least supply the health workers and the masks never came.

How the fuck do I walk the dog? I feel like the lady in Room.

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