Sex robots

I just want to say, to the poor sex robot of the future whom I will probably eventually buy because I like well-made adult toys, and who will have to hold both my hands when listening to me talk about my recent dreams - and will probably look like Idris Elba or something - you, sir, are scheduled for a FUCKLOAD of long doggy walks. Possibly even some having to drop everything and listening to me read excerpts of my novel. But mostly looong walks in the woods. Fair warning.