Thursday, 8 August 2013

Kind of not very plausible (sidenote to Melancholy Prostitutes from two articles ago)

By the way, Mr. Marquez: when you write your old character has been blessed by the God Priapus and there's a scene in which a young maid is humped from behind without any warning or any lubrikant and you say she only shivered once and bravely stood until it was over, you clearly don't know much about either. No young maiden being ravaged by a hung old man just 'shivers once and bravely takes it'. It just isn't how that one works.