Saturday, 5 September 2015

Me: Do you like it when I walk this way, moving my booty sexy like that?
G: No, because that's not you. Your walk is that of a redneck lumberjack in a hurry to get to the bathroom.
Me: But when other women walk moving like that, do you like it on them?
G: .... Yes, you are EXACTLY the one person I am going to talk to about it.