Thursday, 24 January 2013

I swear my forks have started turning into spoons. This is not a metaphor. I mean it. In my drawer, there are like, 15 spoons and THREE forks. I would understand if things were just missing. Happens in a household. Takes me four hours to match all the socks I've washed. But for spoons to be accumulating? That I don't get. I mean, if you were a fork and you could change into anything, would you opt for changing into a spoon? That makes no sense at all.