Sunday, 2 April 2017

General's line of the week

“I was sitting in on a meeting today and the higher ups were having a go at one another, again. The chairman was especially rude towards a missing member and a mate remarked the use of such adjectives, especially towards someone who isn’t present, is unseemly. The chairman then replied: fine, I’ll use different adjectives – are we hunters or are we firemen?...
And I’m sitting there, thinking … Those aren’t adjectives.
Fuuuuuck. I’m turning into Kay!!?”