Tuesday, 21 February 2012

The things we do for money...

Well, when your idea of a sexy spa mermaid is this:

...and they ask you instead to do this:

... you know you've made some wrong decisions in accepting clients. But nobody is above paying bills, so often there's stuff you are not meant to argue, you're just meant to push the big button and hope it'll all be over quickly. Actually it's mostly like bad sex: people don't like each-other anyway, the chemistry is all wrong, the act itself is wildly unpleasant and the aftermath is usually a feeling of cheapness, humility and a fight. Working with ghastly models for ghastly commissioners for a ghastly pay is just one of the stages in a career. The sooner you get it over with, the better.