Friday, 26 May 2017

General's line of the week

Me: A long LONG time ago, when I still hung out with dDaniel, he once slept next to me, but was bored and not really in the mood to sleep, so he braided tiny braids over half of my head. He didn't do it particularly well, so I looked kind of stupid when I had to go to work in the morning. Adorable, though.

G: Do you still hear from him at all?

Me: No, not at all.

G: Why?

Me: Would you, if you liked me and asked me to marry you, but someone else liked me and asked me and I chose the other guy, ever speak to me again or speak to that other guy?

G: Now that I know you I would not only speak to the other guy, I would take him out every weekend and buy him a drink.


Oh nouh hee dind.