Friday, 19 May 2017

Poor Bishko is in season, but, because this is one of the fluffiest, cleanest, most innocent cats you will ever see, if I ever allowed her to go outside and any of the street Toms would spot her, it would be like the scene from The Mask in which Cameron Diaz walks in from the rain... Followed by the mother of all feline gangbang rapes, and I would not only have a filthy, shell shocked and disillusioned cat very quickly, but also full of fleas and kittens.